That's ok. It's an obscure joke about obscure jokes.

Part of the enjoyment is the fact that most people don't get it.

Yeah. That'd be nice. It's not sustainable from a business perspective so they're packed with the bigger stuff.

The alternative was to sell them for like $10 + shipping, but that seems stupid.

Can't do it, sorry. A high-quality sticker should be on Amazon/etsy/eBay and cost less than $7. That's not possible without getting down & dirty with mass printing and fulfillment.

jeez you're persistent. How about this, here are the high-res graphic assets, go nuts.

That's the world of print-on-demand fulfillment. Not everything can be Amazon-cheap.

We make a few bucks on most of them, then lose a few bucks on the ones that are really expensive to ship.

This site has gotta make like... $90/month in order to cover costs, so it's not too much of a hardship to keep it running.

But...! If we see someone out in the wild with one of these, it would be the highlight of our day, our week, our month or even our year.

Nope. Most of it is print-on-demand, so expect a slight delay.

Yeah it's pretty good.

• If you like a merch shirt, you'll be satisfied.
• If you're willing to spend $75 on a white t-shirt, you'll be disappointed.

The stickers are really good. We were super-picky about their quality. (Which is ironic because it's ostensibly the freebie.)

Hey now, it's like 11 if you count the different colors.

Consider it a "highly curated minimalist shopping experience."

We get that a lot. We lucked out and got aninsidejoke.com if that helps.

See the first question.

I agree, let's stop.